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As an owner of big thighs, I don’t understand how similarly blessed people wear short shorts.
I mean they look cute but I can only think of how uncomfortable it is to have your thighs rubbing together all day in the heat and humidity.
If you have big thighs and wear short shorts tell me your secrets.
In my experience, the best way to avoid chub rub in short shorts is by having your sexy menservants carry you everywhere.
sometimes people who are sad dont always need the “it gets better talk”
sometimes people just want to hear “you are sad, you are trying your best, and it’s okay. you’re okay and you’re alive and that’s a big accomplishment”
because i know for myself unconditional optimism gets really fucking annoying. sometimes i just want to be sad and have it be okay that im sad.
don’t make me feel weirder than i already do in my own skin.
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
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This is my friend Mike Baltzell.
Mike is 21 years old. He was driving home from work at 2am Saturday June 15th on his moped and was hit by a SUV. Mike was airlifted to a better hospital and is in critical condition and on life support. This isn’t a post asking you to pray for him or hope for a recovery, because there isn’t hope for one. There’s too much damage to his body and his brain and even if he did pull through he would be a vegetable.
This is a post meant for the sole purpose of allowing all of you who never knew Mike, and now never will, the opportunity to know who he was, what he stood for, and hopefully love him as much as all his friends and family do.
Mike always had a smile on his face. He was always happy to be wherever he was and to do whatever he was doing. It didn’t matter how bad conditions were or how boring the activity, he was just always in good spirits. His favorite activities were playing Runescape and watching Doctor Who. Obviously with these hobbies Mike was teased quite a bit in school, but he never let it get to him and he never lashed back. Mike never had a bad word to say about anyone or any judgements to pass. It didn’t matter how cruel someone was to him, he always saw people for better than they were and treated them with the kindness and respect they didn’t show him. He would do anything for anyone even though he didn’t have a whole lot himself. He was the best and most selfless person I’ve ever known and probably ever will know. If there is any light in this world it was shining in that boy. I just hope that his light won’t die with him when that time comes. My wish is that everyone he touched including those who read this can take a little of his light with them and try to live like he did for that remarkable human being.
Do what’s good, do what’s right. Do it for Mike.
Sounds like a good book.
wait im confused is the burgular a homosexual or does he actually kidnap gay people
*quietly adds to wishlist*
After nearly a year together at the Odense Zoo in Denmark, the same-sex couple attempted to become parents of their own. Keepers witnessed the pair trying to steal other couples’ eggs. And during brooding season, the penguins even tried to incubate a dead herring.
“[The two] seriously wanted to stay with an egg,” zoologist Nina Christensen told The Star.
The Odense Zoo reports that the penguins were recipients of an unexpected blessing when a female penguin laid not one but two eggs. She ultimately ditched the second egg, which afforded the male couple to become adoptive parents.
However, before they were given the egg, the males had to practice on artificial eggs. Once proven capable, they received and successfully incubated the egg.
